Comedy Open Mic Round #22
Spoilers!
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Shampoo!
Make your dandRUFF dandSMOOTH!
Your parents are barbers and they're separated?
Yeah, too many terrible puns
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Well, I hope that their split ends.
I was nominated by both @diebitch and @acolucky!
I nominate @mariannewest and @eaglespirit to also participate in this: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-22
Personally, I've never been a fan of rubbing poo in my hair.
Peace.
Don't worry, this poo is a sham!
Finally. :-)
I'm glad you're glad that I finally joined! I was afraid because of all the rules! But I figured I might as well jump in and if I failed to follow the rules, well, they'll forgive me because comedy folk are always so forgiving. ;P