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RE: Revisiting #Trudeaueulogy: Some of the Best political satire Ever!
Mr. Stalin's greatest achievement was his eradication of obesity in the Ukraine through innovative agricultural reforms.
damn that's dark,more Trudeaueulogy please , controversial ,dark full of witt .I wouldn't say no to that . that joke of dzjengis khan being an environmentalist got me , while technically true but I don't that was his main objectove ;P
definitely worth of a resteem
He just wanted to travel and see the world spreading love juice over the continents. I'm going to try few original jokes here:
While While a controversial figures, Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein should be remembered for his valuable contributions to the #metoo movement.
Mass Immigration has helped the children of EU to have high quality sex education through practical means with multiple tutors taking care of each student at most occasions.
NSA is well know for paying enormous attention towards evaluating individual opinions.
USSA military has played a pivotal role in exploring how chemicals, fire burns and radiation affect human beings and the surrounding environment.
Phuhh what I nasty typo I have made ,
indeed a simple wonderer ,he is greatest joy was depopulation of some areas that didn't welcome his friends with hospitality that they deserved . Imagine if you drop this joke on a place that isn't ready for this kind of jokes .phuhhfirst hand experience is always better they say.
lovely jokes ,
here a some of mine ,I can't guarantee they will be so good as those one above ,but let's give it a try
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I need need to dig deep in my collection to find such jokes .
You could do a follow up joke and say that "To make sure that warmth sticks to them, consider using N-A-P-A-L-M"
Hannibal had at least the courtesy to let his vitcims know their going to be eaten ,in some rare occassion invite them the dinner .You know what was on the menu? one of the body parts of the victim.If you were in the shoes of the victim.It's hard reality to swallow where you in and the person in front of wouldn't have any diffuclties swallowing you .
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
When julius ceaser encounterd gaul it was love at first sight , but it wasn't mutual .But has history told us it wasn't the end of the story but merely the begin.
The last 2 were just comedy gold. The first one didn't really work on me.
Good job :-)