COMEDY SUNDAY ALWAYS GET MONDAY UNDER SIEGE 😹 😹 😹

in #comedy9 years ago

Hello everyone, Comedy Sunday just went rogue.

I know all of you would have wonder why Comedy Sunday always takes centre stage every Mondays... Myself have tried to ask myself that same significant question, but I must confess to you all.

I gat no clue
I guess we should take it as it comes


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Join me to welcome @bat-junior (myself) to the stage


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Oh God, I have missed the sound of these applauses.

I can see you trying to listen to the sound too. Well stop trying, because it's an applause GIF and only me can hear the sound of the applause

Thanks for stopping 😜, now start reading.

I am happy to be back on stage, after a long walk away from home. Not a single day has gone by without me receiving mails (steemit.chat, discord and sometimes whatsapp) from people asking me different questions about my mysterious disappearance, "although I was still steeming, not cracking up ribs".

Good news my friends; I am back from my mysterious journey from an unknown land. "I must say, I don't even know what I am talking about.

Having Monday under siege has always been the new habit of Comedy Sunday and it's kind of entertaining. Last night, while I was going through some unread messages on my whatsapp app, something caught my eyes and gave the inspiration about what I will be talking about on this show.


The Social Media Interactive Case-study


The way people react to posts on social media is becoming more funny and absurd, and I think the social media need to employ internet police to arrest some people for their babaric and mamaric replies to post.

For instance, take a look at the post below to get a full scope of what I mean.

Post;
Mary Divine:


The national health counsel warns against tribal marks as gifts from parents to children, and the federal government has issued arrest warrants to all police officers to arrest anyone that goes against the newly stated law. I urge you all to help stop all mothers from this act of tribal marks gifting.

Replies;


Abbey: Thanks for the news Mary. You are such a wonderful woman.
Chima: Na true you talk o madam. My landlady pikin get "he fight lion" for face. Chai
Helene: The federal government are really trying their best. Lovely
Chinwe: Abegi who tribal epp. Me never chop since morning jare.
Musa: Chinwe, go and eat goro walahi
Gideon: Abeg who get blackberry charger?
Chinwe: Musa better mind yourself o.
Iyabo: Madam Mary, na your tribal mark? Wetin concern you and governement sef. Na una gift?
Femi: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa #Tola, #Yinka, #Victor make una come laugh o, I don laugh taya for here.
Victor: Femi, why you call me come this kind place na. You no see say I been dey drink garri before you tag me?
James: Gala Gala Gala Gala Gala Gala, buy your Gala for #50.
@steve1122: Upvote me and I upvote you.
@illuminatus: Follow me and I will follow back.
@bat-junior: No trolling please or I will flag you @steve1122 and @illuminatus
@ehibos: Please check this new bitcoin news out. https://steemit.com/bitcoindeycrawl/@ehibos.
@bat-junior: How far guys let us flag these guys
Femi: 🚩(@steve1122)
Mary: 🚩 (@steve1122 and @illuminatus)
@bat-junior: 🚩(@steve1122, @illuminatus, @ehibos and @mary)
@hromorhk18: Please how can I flag too? (I have 27 SP)
@mustithani: @hormorhk18 LOL, don't think of it. He has 1000 worth of SP

There you have it folks, watch out for part 2. The battle line has been drawn.


Grab your copy now.

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Note;


This is just pure Comedy and nothing more.

See you guys next week

I don run o🏃

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Congratulations my friend you have won FIRST PLACE on the STEVE'S TOP5 POST please click TOP5 for more info.

Woo Wooo, the BAT finally got his place at the STEEMIT TOP 5 POSTS segment. Not as a runner-up nor a back positioned knight but as the WINNER. WOO WOO. you hear me say what??? Wooo Wooo.

If you smell, what the BAT is cooking...Thanks, @steve1122 for this amazing award. You just gat me by the horns. I am happy right now and hopping around like a rabbit.

An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?????

Lol. You try.

Shey my comment make sense?

Sure, e make sense. Infact chop small cent

Lmao... What a hilarious joke ...😂😂😂😂😂👏

Lol you just sparked a plug inside my olfatory lobe. Please am I correct?

First time I will ever jumped into your blog.
It's really fun.

Abeg make I ask you one question.
Na how you look like self?

This na part of the thing wey I talk about in my last spotlight contest give ur pikin beta name

I dey sure say no be the name wey ur papa give u be that. "Bat-junior" I'm sure you know what that means for Yoruba language. Make I do some research for you....

For Yoruba...
Bat means "Adan"

Junior means "Aburo"

Combining them as in bat-junior, we have "adan-aburo" so rephrasing it means Aburo Adan. And the English meaning is The brother to Bat.

Bat is an animal, so a junior brother to A Bat is an animal too.

In short you're trying to tell us you're an animal Abi?

Only God knows maybe you dey even fly for night... And that makes you...... No be me talk am ooo

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