Winter without snow - Colorchallenge - Tuesday orange

roninrelax (60)in #colorchallenge • 4 years ago

This is my entry for the #colorchallenge.

In my last post, I talked about the fact that, due to the warm weather, the internal clock of nature changed its course and the flowers began to bloom in the middle of winter.

A couple of days ago, I saw skis that someone threw in the trash. It's hard to ski on asphalt and on open ground, LOL!

Now, the best time to make a fairy tale come true.

A girl from a fairy tale of 12 months will easily be able to complete the queen's task - to pick up flowers in the middle of winter.

As for the skis, I recall one Moldovan joke. Moldova is famous for its carpets, on this basis, a joke was born that tells about the author of an advertisement in a newspaper, he proposed to exchange a 3x4 meter carpet for a piece of lard of the same size.

Such a piece of fat, today, will be able to fulfill the dream of many who wish to ski.

There is another option, how to ski, having smaller pieces of lard in stock.

For such skiing, you will need the help of four people.

Two of them quickly lay out pieces of pork fat in front of the skier, and two, behind, quickly grab the fat from under the skis and run, in place of the first, two. Thus, they alternate.

The speed of the skier, directly depends on the speed of movement of these assistants.

Now, a good time for jokes.

Merry Christmas!