The COIN-DESKE.

I, COINSTRADAMUS, believe it to be an indispensible tool. I would not be able to write my prophecies if not for this sturdy apparatus which separates my naked lap from the precious and pointy tools-of-my-trade.

Its primary feature is a horizontal slab of grained wood, polished with expensive woodoo-hide to an optimal shine. Underneath rests a construction designed to uphold this heavy oblong, which understandably needs a rather sturdy physique itself.

But! Fear not, for the unused space in between the four buttressed legs has been ingeniously endowed with a means of storage. Some canny craftsman has engineered it so that I may pull on a golden handle, and outwards pops a hollow casket – perfectly fitted for the hole, I must add – in which one can deposit as many scrolls or Ledger Nano S’s as one desires.

The COIN-DESKE. I really don’t see how I would be able to perform in the CRYPTO-MARKET without it.

If you will excuse me, the physician advised me to ingest foodstuffs with a more than usual amount of roughage, so as to properly exercise my intestines. Something to do with a ‘Sedentary Lifestyle’. I find it takes an inordinate portion of my day to crunch through bushels of uncooked carrots, let alone this disastrous volume of unprocessed cane.

Yours in DIGESTIVE ORDEALS,
COINSTRADAMUS

Disclaimer: all-knowing and wise though COINSTRADAMUS certainly is, he is at once an old, increasingly creased and oft-mistaken dodderer. His CRYPTO-ADVICE should, in all honesty, be taken with the largest grain of salt available in your vicinity and ingested purely for comedy purposes.

COINSTRADAMUS would be ever so pleased if you could UPVOTE this post.

Ah! COINSTRADAMUS foresees in the immediate future your DONATION entering my tip jar – the necessary fuel for intuitions, predictions and imaginings yet to come!

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