新人帖 第003篇:有话好好说

in #cn7 years ago

        读书和上网的过程中总爱收集一些段子和掌故,大多鸡零狗碎,趣味也不甚高,权当为steemit撒把孜然。
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001     顾炎武曾批评北方人“饱食终日,无所用心”,批评南方人“群居终日,言不及义”。民国时北大学生曾把南方学生聚会的房间称为“群言堂”,把北人汇集辩论的房间称为“饱无堂”。

002     戴高乐:“当你首先想到的是你对自己的人民的热爱时,那就是爱国主义;当你首先想到的是你对他国人民的仇恨时,那就是民族主义。” ​​​​

003 ——“听说朝鲜现在全国橡皮筋短缺?”
       ——“是的,他们正计划发射一枚卫星。” ​​​​

004     古代猫奴的生活——金代刘仲尹曾在名为《不出》的诗中写到:“天气稍寒吾不出,氍毹分坐与狸奴。”

005     "在所有认识她的人都开始厌倦时,第四次自杀终于获得了基本成功。她二十五岁的健康躯体是优质的器官源,由于没有脑死亡法,红十字会和医院焦急地等在病房外,像一群彬彬有礼的秃鹫一样和家属商讨价钱。 "贾行家老师在《他们》中这样写到。混迹饭否的人恐怕不会不知道“贾行家”,他冷嘲的笔锋总能沿着纹理逆势而上,将生活切成生鱼片。

006     李静睿的新书《北方大道》描述主人公的求婚过程:“一切都发生得非常僵硬,像两个毫无演技的人,排练一出漏洞百出又机尽乏味的话剧”。

007
    《咏水浒人物·董超薛霸》聂绀弩
    解罢林冲双解卢,英雄天下尽归吾。
    谁家旅店无开水,何处山林不野猪。
    鲁达慈悲齐幸免,燕青义愤乃骈诛。
    佶京俅贯江山里,超霸二公可少乎?

     刘震云《我不是潘金莲》中被撤职的县长史为民去外地奔丧买不到回程票,为了准点赶赴麻友们的牌局,高举“我要申冤”的牌子,被当成上访者送回老家。负责的两位民警一姓“董”一姓“薛”。

008     冯唐有九字箴言“不着急,不害怕,不要脸”

009     当代有为男性的标准“智信仁勇严,潘驴邓小闲。”

010     最近读《经济学通识》,突然想起高善文的一副对联,上联是:解释过去头头是道,似乎有理;下联是:预测未来躲躲闪闪,误差惊人;横批:经济分析。

011     听王玥波(人称王三皮)的评书,后看到东东枪老师对其的评价“是鲁殿灵光,是救命稻草。”大家可以常去宣南书馆转转,票价四十,解乏逗乐。

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