抱大腿——【第一屆 deanliu X Partiko 微小說 競賽:42字】

in cn •  2 months ago

deanliu搞了小说比赛,

美得我呀乐开怀。

女色我都不理睬,

包机来把码头拜。

养家糊口难自嗨,

我抱大腿骚diss耐~


partiko对格式的支持有点差,后面附上了图片。这首诗是为了参加刘美女 @deanliu举办的微小说大赛:https://busy.org/@deanliu/deanliu-x-partiko--42-9jfpouoo


在steemit混熟了的人都知道,要想混得好,大腿少不了。

刘美女作为一个长发及腰的美女(在手机上看他的头像是一个有着乌黑亮丽秀发的后脑勺,在电脑上放大看原来是个小帅哥,这误导过多少steemit上的色狼啊!),是cn区排得上的大腿,他还经常借着写小说的名义抒发中年男人(其实是自己)的内心小九九,结合之前的头像误导,推断他应该是典型的闷骚男。

面对骚男,只能更骚才能抱得上大腿!

所以写了这首骚气逼人的藏头诗。

骚diss耐~

图片来源于百度图库免费搜索。


希望喜欢我文字的人,去看看这个吧,说说对我的看法,请我吃星星5 cred stars,谢谢啦~
我的 @ReviewMe 凭证留言板!


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机先生厉害!

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微小说写诗是不是有点跑题😅

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腿毛好长😄

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嗯,腿毛好看!大腿啥都是好的!!!

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哈哈,明天来个真小说

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简直不能太溜

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哈哈,显然失败了,没有赞😅

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哈哈!😄!是在推广抱大腿吗?

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哈哈,是刘美女举办了一个微小说大赛,最多42个字,我就写了首诗来参加

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美女包养你那是已经实现的目标,diss耐是啥意思?

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你没看全啊!骚迪斯奈啊!但是多了一个字,迪斯就用diss代替了啊!

诗是要读的呀!

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日语?

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哦~原来机sir大腿是介样抱上的呀🙊 👍

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😂😂😂

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笑喷了,小机机无敌!

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哈哈哈,能让大家开心就好😆

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