You wrote: "I have no vices, and behave in a fit and proper way. My only love is handbags."

I reply: No, your vice is acquiring excess handbags.

On one hand, there are people dying in prison, and handbags are simply not that big a priority for people who have serious things to think about. On the other hand, buying you a redundant plethora of handbags is probably "worth it" if you keep your husband satisfied in ways his hand cannot.

In any case, I'm sure everything will balance out in the end.