讨价【第一屆 deanliu X Partiko 微小說 競賽:42字】

in cn •  2 months ago

老板,这油条怎么卖?
5块钱3条
我只有4块钱,4块钱3条可以吗?
好吧
谢谢老板,给你10块钱,找我6块钱。

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学习了!

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神帖给跪了

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╭( ′• o •′ )╭☞警察叔叔!

就是这个人!

他装穷,tjjtds

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还有讨价2,谁欺负谁都不一定

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哈😄

村长,很生活化

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坑。巨坑啊

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欺負老闆!!

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我可以写下篇故事反转😄

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等候中

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打死

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打死冻死

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吃了吗?请支持中文区的见证人, @abit @bobdos @ety001 @justyy @skenan (首字母顺序),全投,一个都不要漏。假如我的留言打扰到你,请回复“取消”。

笑到腹部都疼了 lol

笑死我了!

村长真是坑大了

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哈哈!村长!想要减价也要有散钱啊!😄

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,笑到肚子痛。
欺負小商家啊。

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其实还有讨价2的,讨价2就反转了,讨价3再反转😂

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老闆回答:哎呀,十元無法找贖。年輕人,或者一次過買十元吧。

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哈哈哈,人生就是一个套路和被套路的过程

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老板:怎么还要找六块?我说的就是十块钱三条。你的数学是体育老师教的吗?
我:不是说好四块钱三条吗?
老板:我是湖北人,你听差了。

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哈哈哈哈

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哎呀,不好意思没零钱了,要不找你5块?

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哈哈哈,这本来是我讨价2的内容,被你剧透了😂

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