Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!

Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

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Kapoww!

And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks Chuck Norris.

(Facts. Created by Chuck, then borrowed back from icndb.com)