And now, if you have one of these "baby-walkers" or even a dreaded... dare i say, "five... gallon... bucket" CPS can come and take your kids without any further investigation or paperwork.

But really, more children die from female parental abuse than these walkers ever have. And, what do we do? Remove the male parent.
This death is so common, that we have a word for it, infanticide. If a man does the same thing, it is called murder.

We don't talk about real issues, and make mountains out of mole-hills.

Will children having fun be banned next?