Wow, what an awesome post, and I'm toying with the idea of raising a few chickens some day!!!
A - Beeswax (as in"mind your beeswax.")
B - The Punisher .
C - HoseHopper, for obvious reasons.
D - Dwight Schrute, well because this one looks like Dwight Schrute.
E - Einstein, the smartest chicken who excels at chicken physics!
Love all these!!
AHHAAA Omg I'm totally killin myself laughing here, really great and funny picks my friend hahahhahahahaaa The Punisher!! haha Brendan will love that one. She kicks the sh*t out of him daily lololololol :)