A Hard Road for Action Hero

On August the 12th I finally met my good friend Action Hero for the first time in person. It was a brief encounter, a few shouted greetings across a police barricade, but it would portend a far graver set of events later in the day. Like myself, Action Hero was in Charlottesville Virginia for the first Annual Ethics in Gaming Journalism Conference. He was a family man, an Army veteran, just a normal white guy advocating for his right to exist. Upon arrival, like the rest of us he was beset by attacks from counter-protestors but eventually fought his way through the gauntlet of Antifa and shitlibs into Lee Park itself. Not long after our initial meeting of a few short exchanges across the barricades, the snorting Pig Cops in riot gear shoved all of us back down into the waiting arms of frenzied cucks and degenerates. Flipping on his sunglasses, Action Hero went to work. It was time to kick ass and shitpost in secret social media groups, and he was all out of shitposts.

Forced into the melee by the advancing police, the frenzied Antifa mob was drawn to his flag like bulldykes charging a matador. He was assaulted with a club by a striped queermosexual but wrestled the weapon from his enemy's grasp and smashed him with it. The first level of Episode 1, Knee Deep in The Cucks was an uphill battle and he was outnumbered 5 to 1, but then he saw it; a Berzerk Pack. His vision tinged with red, Action Hero roared with white-hot incandescent rage and fought 1,488 times harder.

The fighting was hot and heavy and the GRIDs cucks desperately tried to steal his flag but still the skill level wasn't high enough. Action Hero cranked it up from Ultraviolence to Nightmare Mode and smashed his way deeper into the horde, his fists matted with blue hair and the smashed remnants of so many horn-rimmed glasses. Outnumbered 5 to 1 still he punched and hammered his way deeper into the violent attacking mobs of stinking Antifa.

A video seen here shows how bad the odds were stacked against him. After being stunned by multiple hits, a visibly wounded Action Hero was dragged off to a nearby nurse by the Heroic Intervention of Sacco Vandal. Our brave protagonist had suffered a 5 centimeter gaping laceration to his scalp, an injury that would put him out of the battle for the rest of the day.

Any normal man would've gone to an ER, but concerns about the standard of care available from dindueeshas at the local besieged hospital made this a dubious proposition. Instead Action Hero elected to make use of The Mad Doctor Narcan, and was whisked away to a remote mountain fortress in a white kidnapper van while the Alt-Right's most Undoxxable Medic looked at his wound.

Action Hero really needed stitches or staples, but Doctor Narcan had brought none of those things to what he had assumed would be a peaceful convention on Gamergate. He made do with thoroughly prepping the site and sticking it all back together with 7 Steristrips while administering copious amounts of Yuengling Lager to the patient.

When the dust settled, all the media wanted to talk about was the poor Dindu Nuffin that got jumped by NEO-NAZIS while on his way to deliver canned goods to local street orphans. Deandra Harris was just a simple aspiring rapper like so many other innocent Basketball Americans, with dreams of someday scoring a big record deal and physically abusing a white bitch.

Deandra Harris has raised over 150K for starting shit with white protestors that were leaving a cancelled rally in Charlottesville and then getting his punk-ass set straight by a couple love-taps from people that had been under attack all fucking day.

I only ask two things: First, let's dox the diseased tranny gender-abortions responsible for attacking Action Hero and give them a Teachable Moment in the consequences of being cowardly dickless Antifa. Secondly, let's raise some money for a real hero, an Action Hero that's a US Army veteran with a family and beautiful white children. A man that just wanted to listen to Richard Spencer perform karaoke, a true Southern gentleman that never willingly raises a hand to anyone outside of an Applebees parking lot. Help us find the parties responsible and if you can, d'nate some shekels and gift cards from America's finest bar and grill to a worthy cause.

Remember to use the tagline "Action Hero" to help a genuine American buy dem Jordans and launch his rapping career.

Sources:
The Right Stuff
Doctor Narcan