My human friends think I need to go on a diet, but I hate diets!

So this is a difficult post to write. My human friends think I might be getting fat.

But what do you think?

My human friends have suggested that I should ask the Steemit community for advice, as there are many cats (and their fellow humans) who know about these things.

It's simply not true that I beg for food all day. This a lie. I only do this when there are humans in the kitchen which is only about 50% of the time. So I only beg for food 50% of the time.

They eat three times a day, so who are they to judge?

Lucky for me, there many humans living at this farm, so these humans rarely know if I have been fed or not. I obviously always pretend that I haven't eaten for days. This works really well! So it's true that maybe I take advantage of this, but so do many other fellow felines.

In the photo above, I don't think I look fat. I look and feel like a healthy cat, and I hope you agree. But they still think I should have a diet of one meal a day. Only one! This is ridiculous! I'm able to eat at least three times a day. I was homeless not so long ago remember.

In the past week they have been very generous with cat food since I have been making my new home here. I didn't arrive here thin, but I definitely arrived here very hungry.

Then they took this photo which shows my belly, while I was sleeping. So rude! Who does that? Only humans obviously! They tell me that I'm putting on too much weight recently and it needs to stop. I don't agree. If anything, I think I should be getting three meals a day as well as additional cat treats and meaty leftovers. This is normal for a cat right?

I don't want to become overweight, but I don't want to be fed less either. It's a complicated dilemma I'm facing. Any thoughts and opinions from fellow felines and cat-loving humans are therefore appreciated.

Humans: How many times should I be fed a day?
Felines: How many times a day do your humans (really) feed you?

As per usual, Upvotes for catfood!
The last photo is when I see someone walk into the kitchen!
Ok I see, maybe I'm a bit obsessed with food.