Mr. @bigram13 is a brave man to leave his wife with the keys to his Steemit account. If I did that there would be a continuous stream of unflattering stories about when the Professor . . .
drove the lawnmower into the pool
caught his pants on fire, again
scrubbed all the skin off his legs
dump truck salad
etc.
etc.
you are right.. i should have seized the opportunity and shared a good story with you all... i'll brainstorm one for next time he leaves me in charge