I taught high school for years and one time a boy in grade 8 told me this: he was about 7 years old and began to wonder if Santa Claus was real, so he decided to camp out behind his couch and wait for Santa to deliver presents under the tree. He obviously dozed off and woke up when he heard some noise. so he decided to very carefully peek around the corner hoping beyond all hopes that Santa would be putting some presents there, but instead he saw his father, butt naked, ass in the air, bending over dropping presence on the ground!

Now there's a lesson 😊 Stay in bed kids!!