MyDada2018 Contest: "Sh*tcoin Bro"

Howdy steemians! Today I'll be doing something a bit different and new for me, you can too by joining this fun "mydada" contest.

I'm a simple minded fool
I see food I eat,
you can even ask your cook,
He'll tell you I demolish all dishes
when I step in the kitchen

Uhmmm what else about me... 💭
Oh yeah, how could I forget?
Yes, I always remain calm and collected
Until my coins are threatened
As they should always be respected
And never neglected

For, you see,
I'm the shtcoin bro
And messing with my tokens
Is like breaking the bro code,
So be cautious coz I know this hitman
That owes me a quid pro quo,
He's a savage, he's merciless,
claims to have no weaknesses
And that he, quote-unquote
"Leave no witnesses when I visit".

On the other hand if you respect them,
There will be no discord to speak of
Just FUDs to laugh at with beers to sip on,
And surely we could speak on them for hours
But Oh my, would you look at the time!
I think I should leave now
The dip is calling my wallet,
So until next time
Shtcoin bro, Out!

But before I leave, would you remind me where the kitchen is again? 😏 ..... Thanks.

Time is money! - by Alex_fotos - Pixabay.com, CCO

My dada2018

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