For one: You can. Have you looked into LocalBitcoins.com? If you didn't want to mess with that, I'll private broker for you. I'm sure plenty of people you ask here would be willing to private broker you fiat for crypto. I could get you cash in hand today, Moneygram for any crypto you wanted to sell. Nobody would need to know, especially governments.

I feel you on your concerns and you're right. It's going to get easier and the regulation they're proposing will only prove their fear.

Plus, before long, we won't need to leave crypto. You'll be able to scan a QR code at the local Walgreens and pay in crypto.