Корпоративен урок # 8

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Джони искал да из!ука едно момиче в неговия офис... Но тя си имала приятел... Един ден Джони не издържал, отишъл при нея и предложил:
-Ще ти дам 1000 долара ако ме оставиш да те из*укам.
Но момичето го отрязало:
-Няма начин!
Джони казал:
-Ще бъда бърз, ще хвърля парите на пода, ти ще се наведеш, а аз ще съм свършил преди да се изправиш.
Тя помислила за момент и казала, че трябва да се посъветва с приятеля си... Позвънила на гаджето и му разказала за случая. Момчето и отговорило:
-Искай му 2000 долара, прибери парите много бързо, той даже няма да успее да си свали гащите!
Така, че момичето се съгласило и приело предложението. Приятелят и я чакал половин час да се обади. Най-накрая, след 45 минути чакане той и позвънил и я попитал какво е станало.
Тя му отговорила:
-Копелето хвърли монети!!!

Бизнес поука

Винаги обмисляйте всички аспекти на бизнес предложение преди да се съгласите и да ви го на*укат.

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