I have decided to become a female.
After watching the Alice debacle unfold in #introduceyourself I have come to the conclusion that I will become a female on steemit and post cute photos of random chicks to draw the attention of the hard dick audience of steemit. When "girls" post in the introduction section they receive about 1000% more attention than a guy with a really awesome introduction does. So I am gonna duct tape some oranges under my shirt and throw on some shitty wing tip eyeliner and collect from your thirsty, sex-starved asses. I am gonna hoe my way to prosperity on steemit. I have found that your post payouts about quadruple if you have some "daddy missed dance recital" story to go along with it because that means these guys think they are going to get laid easier even though they are on a different continent. I bet I could clear a $60 payout by a sob story, a couple Instagram ho pics and a slight nip slip in one of them.
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I don't need your help. All you did was post to self vote yourself. Go away.
No! lol
....yeah, but is she, like, really fit?
😂😂
I am really into fitness also. Like fitinthis whole piece of pizza in my mouth.
...if you like down voting commies who flag my post's cos I upset them - feel free- I won't mind.
A comment at the same time is preferable!
lolol
https://steemit.com/blog/@lucylin/meritocracy-and-democracy-are-not-friends-but-democracy-and-communism-are
nice article bro. keep it
Hey brother, can I get your opinion on @dustsweeper? And if you enjoy their service, can I use your quote in a post I'm doing for dusty? It's also a contest.
You can definitely quote me on saying that I love dust sweeper. Not only because they pay me but because I think all that dust was just going to some useless whale somewhere and it feels good to take back from them. Dustsweeper is the Robin Hood of steemit. Taking from the rich to give back to the poor what is rightfully theirs.
Awesome. Thanks brother.
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Does it work if I just say it in my bio, or do I go the whole road and get a sex change done?
#seeking
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#marketing101
You could probably get away with a good tuck job. Most of these guys on here don't know what a vagina looks like anyways.
Done.
Am now pissing through ma nostrils.
LOL, I can relate it 😂
Yeah man, world revolves around tits and steemit is no different. I saw introduceyourself posts with a few sexy, but meaningless snaps, that took the gal from 25 to 45 rep in an hour!
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