Trumpman's Face Reveal

in #blog6 years ago (edited)


Successful bloggers that reach celebrity status and make a shit ton of money have certain common traits. Two of those traits are a smart and catchy nickname and revealing how they really look like to their readers. I have failed miserably in the first. When I first joined the platform I didn't plan to do any serious blogging. Just troll and annoy people. So I didn't put much thought into it. I think it's too late to change my nickname now...

But I can fix the second and do a proper face reveal. And not only my face. I will also show my dick. Yes, my dick!

Are you ready?

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Simple times..happy times... goodbye grandma, goodbye grandpa, thank you for the great memories.

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Hahaha that set up is so stupid. rofl :-D
...Don't get me wrong: In the best possible way! :-D

I know it's perfect and so natural :)

makes me wanna pick my photo album and show u my boobies! ...oh the good ole times........

SHOW BOOBS!

I second the boob showing.

No double dick. Big disappointment.


That last part tho, you don't clarify, you didn't lose your grandparents recently did you?

Yep, recently :(

Συλλυπητήρια my steemian friend. Everybody's used to you being funny and they all kinda skipped/missed that part and made jokes. I apologize on behalf of everyone for being the real dicks.

Έχασα κι εγώ τον πατέρα μου πριν χρόνια από καρκίνο so I know what that shit is like. Τους παπούδες τους είχα χάσει πολύ νωρίς και δεν το πολυένιωσα.

Σου εύχομαι ψυχική ανάρρωση.

Μην αγχώνεσαι άλλωστε και γω επίτηδες χαβαλεδιαρικο το κανά. Το γέλιο είναι η καλύτερη θεραπεία της ψυχης. Το παππού τον χάσαμε πριν τρεις μέρες η φωτογραφία είναι από τα άλμπουμ που κρατούσε με τη γιαγιά και την βρήκα εχτές. Στη φωτό είμαι εγώ τα αδέρφια μου κι ο ξάδερφος στο χωριό που πηγαίναμε μικρά κάθε καλοκαίρι και από πού έχω τις πιο όμορφες αναμνήσεις. Δε ξέρω τι με θλίβει περισσότερο. Αν είναι Η απωλεια τους ή αν απλά ότι συνηδειτοποιησα ότι δεν θα ξαναβιωσω τόσο όμορφες και αγνές στιγμές :)

Ευχαριστώ και συλληπητηρια από τη μεριά μου.

Πάντως όλοι φαίνεται να 'χουν υδροφοβία εκτός από σένα! :P

De pezese.... xaxaxa..:ppppp

^__^

Kala eixa katalavei pws den pigene kala kati epanw sou ! xD

Γιατί καλέ :(

ola ta paidakia ntumena kai esu me ti toutsa e3w re file ! ? xD isoun kai o pio mikros! dld ti fash ? tha sas gamisw olous! ahahahah

Ναι ρε, απο μικρός ήμουν γαμίκουλας! Πρόβλημα?

Oh la la Trumpman there are not two like you, already at the time you were clowning? Well, your nickname suits you very well, I always read your publications with pleasure, there, I died of laughter.

Thank you! It feels so nice to hear people like my posts :) I just try to speak my mind about the shit I like :D

GENIUS POST!!! I want to show mine too now 😂

Please send dick pic!

Lol I'm quite dissappointed...expected to see something bigger even at that age. Lets hope that issue has been resolved presently 😂😂😂

The water was cold :p

LOL

You're awesome.

Pff... Tell me something new XD

That's Cheese Pizza. I'm denouncing you to the Interpol, you exhibitionist.

I don't get the cheese pizza reference :(

4chan slang

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