Yep, I don't think that the present ancestors of Joseph Smith have the essential taste buds that will be required to make a a quality goomba pizza. Utah is a beautiful state but the culture seems a bit white bread and bland...yet this just might be your Pleasantville...black and white right now, but when you wake up tomarrow you will find the colorful Italian delight you wished for...but this time it might be a chopan vodka slice of goodness...upvoted and followed, thanks for the vote on my comment .
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