Valentines Day, Meh ... Staring a Super-Villain with the Sniffles, a Tart Crab Apple and Reluctant Plum
Valentines Day, meh ...
Valentines Day, meh ... so some of you will have a day of canoodling and blissful bouts of PDA. Flowers, chocolates, and newly bought unmentionables. Some of us will have a day of ENDURING the watching of your canoodling and blissful bouts of PDA. The flowers will float past us in the arms of some forced Romeo intended for another demanding and expectant Juliet. Our chocolates will be bought the next day ... half-off. The unmentionables will be plain cotton and remain unseen.
Yes, even Hermione Granger has to admit being 'self-partnered' on February 14th can make the likes of say ... Voldemort ... start to look good. He does have a powerful wand, and if things don't work out, you can have revenge relations with his pal Bizarro Dr. Who.
(Any David Tennant fans in the blogosphere?)
But back to Voldemort ... a perplexing bit. His voice. He should sound less snake charmer and more Snuffleupagus. He has no nose after all. A super villain with the sniffles. It could work.
keep squeezing those ventricles
things will get mushy
Well , wherever you are and whoever you are with ... or not with ... I am wishing you a "Happy Hold On Until St. Patrick's Day". Pat, the Haloed and Blitzed One, drove the snakes out of Ireland. Maybe he can do the same for your love life. Not to mention, wine and whiskey are the aphrodisiacs that flowers and chocolate could never be.
Perhaps the coming Spring will coax the reluctant, lovelorn, and broken-hearted to bloom with the trees and take the chance on another fall.
Here's hoping.
(Spoken Word for the Crab Apple and the Plum)
Said a tart crab apple to a particular plum
Let’s take a tumble; let’s take a roll
Let’s frolic in a play in the grass below
Sighed the particular plum
I’d loved too; I really would
But if I leave the shade of my tree and go out into the sun
My pretty purple coat will get all pruned
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Thank you, SF:)
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That's just the way of prunes, isn't it? All purple and no play.
I much prefer St Patricks Day, too. At least St Patrick brings me Guinness!
They are wrinkly ones:) Thank you, Victor:)
Nice poetry about valentines day.
Thank you, Kam:)
A clever write and spoken word delivery on the poem.
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Thank you, Denise:):):)
On the bright side, no jockying for reservations at overcrowded restaurants for us single folk, right? Spare a though for the staff of such establishments this weekend.
I think they love the tips. I am not completely alone though ... my ten-year-old asked me what we were doing for Valentines. So cute:) Thanks for the read and the visit, Jacob:)
Cute indeed! I have a cat who will probably appreciate some attention.
Loved it, very funny. We're not buying cards, gonna buy each other choc's! Happy 14th of Feb Pryde
That's lovely. Thank you for the visit, Ray:)
Well I like to think of all the savings not only on chocolates, but flowers and meals and jewelry and etc and etc.... By now I should be rolling in it LOL
Haha ... there is that, yes:) Thanks for the visit, Paul:)
Funny how we find other writers here! I was reading @brittandjosie and decided to click on her hashtag #valentinesday and this post appeared. I clicked on the book links and love your Amazon bio! My upvote is below 90% now (and still only 0.01% according to steemnow.com) but I'm glad to have found you today. :)
About Pryde Foltz
Pryde was born in Winnipeg where she learned to walk on hard pack snow and deal with the inevitable fall through. Don't panic! You aren't going to die. Take your foot out of the boot; then dig out the boot; and they won't find your melting corpse in the spring. She attended high school in Calgary, Alberta. The Cow-garians didn't let her go until she could yee-haw like a pro. While at UBC, the yee-haw morphed into a tongue-curl call of a warrior princess. Pryde obtained a B.A. in theatre and later a B.Ed. She has taught both in Vancouver and Japan and traveled extensively. Currently, she is a stay-at-home mom and a frequent denizen of Vancouver Starbucks.
Thank you, Carol. Love to have you here. I wouldn't worry about the weight of your upvote. It does increase with time:) Love your comment and thank you for visiting my amazon page. Much appreciated:)
You're welcome and thank YOU - and I've been here 2-1/2 years, not building any voting power to speak of, but enjoying the people and the communities.
I hope you had a great February 14 despite the title of your post. :)
Thank you:)