I'm beggin you!.... Please, please, make my legs straight....comedyopenmic#36

An open letter to @bloom

I just can't take any more, it's getting too much, and I'm asking... no I'm begging for your help.

My nightmare started just a few days ago when my boyfriend - Patriot - got into a fight on Steemit.

Since then , my life has been a total misery.

I'm at the end of my tether...
I'm getting really desperate now ,and thought reaching out to you directly, might be the only way help my situation.

Since the fight erupted, he has been full of energy - an he's using a lot of that energy on me!
I feel battered, bruised, and now I have trouble even walking....HELP ME !!

I thought I'd take a few hours break, away from him - by going for ride on my motorbike...

....but that ended up as a total disaster.
As I mounted my motorbike, I slipped right over!

(I tried to bind my legs to the body of the bike, but the chain links broke, under the outward pressure...)

I haven' t slept for three days - how can I? - As soon as I try to lay horizontally, it all starts..... all over again.

I can't even sit down.
I tried sitting down, just for a quick nap, but no, that doesn't work very well either.
One quick flip up of my legs, and off we go again...

I tried soy sauce in all his food, in his coffee, and even in his beer - but even that isn't having any effect..

I never hooked up with an old white man, for this kind of attention!

(I good have easily of hooked up with a good looking, younger one, if that was my thing)

I just need a break...!!!!
He's asleep now, so I have a few minutes to myself, to type this plea..

I'm not culturally calibrated to ever say 'no' - us Asian girls just can't do that - it's not polite - but if he doesn't have all that energy, I can get some peace...and a 'non horizontal', life.
....and some much needed sleep.
... and some fried rice that isn't sticky...
...and dry roasted nuts are just a distant fantasy, at the moment..

My friend who will give me 'mate rates' for a party with him isn't even possible... - All those downvotes means that I can't
pay her - and that's just not fair!

If things get back to normal, that means my legs will also be back into their normal position - and I'll be able I can ride my motorbike again!
(without constantly sliding off)...
Not only that, I won't be walking just like an old woman of 103, any longer... I'm shuffling along in exactly the same way that right now.

Here's a photo of Patriot - to show you just how healthy and full of color he looks, at the moment - compared to his normal look.
He normally looks like shit!

Make me happy, sweetie xxx .

I'll love you long time (at very reasonable rates, of course). xxx