When you just can't swallow anymore.....part 1

in #blog7 years ago (edited)

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In a very recent interview with our insipid intrepid reporter, Patriot - Stormy Daniels gives it all up.
(Some might say, 'whats new?', but this is a shocking interview).

Stormy Daniels recently went public, talking about a brief romance with President Donald Trump, many years ago.
After several high profile interviews, in which 'she thinked' she was 'dealed with really badly' - as she put it- she sat down and talked to our reporter.
To set the record straight once and for all.

' I never realized it was going to be this big an issue', She said. 'And I'm used to big, let me tell you.'

I asked her why she would think such a thing?
After all, it is The President of the United States we are talking about.

'I realized that now,!' She said, sounding genuinely shocked .
'But at the time, I never watched the news or anything like that. I never knew about all that politics stuff.'

' I thought just about speaking up the truth before any other girl offer's consensual sex to him.
It just doesn't seem right.
This is why I came forward, so when he did his next game show, girls would know that consensual sex might be on offer'.

She went on to express her heartfelt philosophy in life.
'The way I see it,' she said 'Consensual sex is just unprofessional sex. I know how to behave in a professionally sexual manner. I have years of experience, and I wanted to pass that experience onto other girls.'

She also added ' And poor Melania, I feel so sorry for her. I never knew he was married. He even has children, did you know that?
But yes, poor Melania. No one should ever have to wear a hat that big.'

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Feeling like the topic of conversation was moving away from the relevant points, I asked her what gave her the idea to come forward after so many years of silence.

'Well,' She said, 'It was definitely my idea. I remember that. You see, because I don't have them very often, so when I do have one, I know it. It was definitely mine.'

'So what sparked this idea then, did she know?' I asked her.

'It came to me one night after talking to a guy I know' , she said ' He wasn't like Donald, no, I was being paid. I was being sexually professional.'

'Can you tell us who this was?', I asked, now feeling like I was finally getting deep inside Stormy for the first time.

'I never kiss and tell, except sometimes' she said seriously.

'But I can't tell you who this guy is, sorry. It's a professional code. And he might be producing the next 6 films I might be starring in!'
Her obvious excitement of the new films, put paid to me pursuing the identity of this, so far, unheard of guy.
I could see she would never, ever, tell me any more information on this mysterious 'producer'.

'Let me tell you about this new production, it's very exciting!' She went on.

'Please do' I said, wanting to make sure she felt comfortable with me.

'Well' She said, coming much closer.

'Can I put these on you?, she asked, leaning forward and placing her breasts on my knees,
'Thanks luvvy, they're killing my back.'

Although I was uncomfortable, I came closer to her - she obviously wanted this bit of information to be whispered.

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' This guy who wants to make these film with me, he's a bit of a connoisseur of the finer things in life. He insists I hold his cigars without any hands!,' She laughed.

'That, I can do' She smiled, 'although lately it has become a little more difficult - they keep falling out...'
..anyway, when I pointed this out to Clinty - that's not his real name, you understand - well, when I pointed this out Clinty, he wasn't worried - he just told me to hold three cigars instead!' she said, happily. She laughed.
'He's such a sweetie, isn't he?', She said, readjusting her now very heavy breasts on my knees.

Trying to keep her attention focused, (her eyes were flitting around the room constantly) I pressed my legs together very tightly. To not do so, might result in her breasts oozing through the gaps and onto the floor.
If this happened- I thought, our intimate moment together would be shattered.

'He sounds very... thoughtful' I said to her not really knowing what else to say at this point.

'This isn't going to be just a 'run of the mill' adult film series, though, oh no' She said.

Her enthusiasm was spilling out of her - at least as much as her breasts were out of her blouse. She did seem to be a very enthusiastic young woman.

'We're flying out to a private island soon to do the first shoot. He's very rich, you know - he has his own island, or his friend does , or something. I get confused.'

I let her keep talking. It seemed she was very relieved to be able to just open her mouth wide and talk, uninterrupted.

'He's must be very clever, though' She said ' He's called it Einstein island!'

I realized at this point of the interview that getting deep inside Stormy Daniels was going to be much harder than I thought.
Which didn't seem fair. Most people never seemed to have this problem...

part 2, and more startling reservations...relevation's... elevators?

Revelations!!! The mysterious producer, his wife, and others - soon to be revolvled?...revulded?
Revealed ! Soon to be revealed!

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