Reg and Derek watch a sex show...

in #blog6 years ago (edited)

“These are very, very colorful bears, Derek!” Said Reg.

“They are indeed ,Reg, I've never seen ones like this before” Derek replied.

They had been watching these bears for a while, just watching them.
Having come to shore a wile back, Reg was busy busy giving Derek an orthodontic hygiene session (and having a quick snack at the same time)

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This land had no woods, and was all beach, for as far as their eyes could see. It was very hot...
Too hot to venture close onto land.

And then the bears arrived!

Why is the male one white and the other one all different colors Reg?
“I don't know Reg, to be honest -it's nothing like I've ever seen before, ...” Derek said.

He was intrigued at what he saw , and the mating ritual so obviously going on right in front of them.

“Do you think they mind us watching them have sex , Derek?” Reg said.

"I doubt it Reg - a whale and a penguin?” Derek replied.

"True," Reg replied, "Anyway, Angelina loved it while we watched her having sex...said Reg, reminiscing..

Derek looked over at Reg “ You watched while Angelina had sex with another penguin?”

"Yes," said Reg, "Of course. What else was there to do while waiting for your turn? "Reg looked at Derek, as though he was a little stupid..

....They continued to look at the activities on the beach..

After several attempts to mount his mate, he succeeded, and then she started rock him him back and forth, quite violently...

"Do you think they are in pain Derek? It must hurt terribly to have sex while your skin is falling off ....."

“I don't think so Reg, I think they can take it on and off anytime they like..." Derek said back to his little friend.

"The girly bear looks so.. different ...” Said Reg.

"Yeah, and walk very funny too." Replied Derek. Mesmerized at the mating antics of these two strange bears.

"That's only when they mating, I would imagine," Said Reg, " It must be very uncomfortable though... Not like having sex with Angelina..." Reg trailed off, thinking back to her and the huddle orgy.

“Lets leave them be, they don' look very friendly," Derek said.

“I don't suppose I would be with all my skin falling off," Said Reg.

They quietly slipped away, leaving the two bears engaged in amorous activities, to their privacy...

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“Lets go looking for cold. Derek, I like cold. I miss cold ..."

Meanwhile.........

....As Derek and Reg headed off from watching the two strange bears mating, Eddie and John set sail. heading for the United States of America.

“I feel good about this, John said, “ The start of a new era..”

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This is ridiculous!

Haven't you anything better to do?

Like pontificate over the illegality of tax or the error of UBI, or even, perhaps, to dust off your doilies? (No euphemism intended Sir!)

Anyway I digress.

It made me smile.

Have a spiffy weekend.

xox

...no, I really don't !😂😂😂

too much pontificating isn't good for anyone....

you might like this latest post to....(no doilies involved...)

https://steemit.com/blog/@lucylin/confession-time-the-menage-a-trois-is-a-on

weekend?- I haven't had one of them in decades...everyday is weekend, I thought.....?

Yeah!

My life is one long holiday too.

Ain't that smart :)

What do you actually do these days ~ reading between the lines is it bar/nightcluby?

xox

When I read between the lines, I always get the wrong message... lol.

Done bars nightclubs a long time ago - too much bloody work!

Adult industry for the last 15 years.
Making porno's when dvd's made money - hooking with my ex girlfriend as couple in the posh parts of london (and abroad) - very debauched and high earning.. !

(she enticed me - not the other way around, before you do a feminist rant! lol)

Now I just have cam business ( business?... hahaha - me and my girlfriend,and a couple of of other girlfriends. Not 'girlfriends' - friends who are girls. bar girls. But our friends. I'll stop now..)

Only have to do 38 mins work a day to live. So no pressures, and lots of time on steemit ! lol
(and now painting my war game thingy)

(paradoxically enough considering this post - A real menage trois for me, are a weekly occurrence ...)

I actually guessed what you were kinda up to but didn't feel it my place to broadcast it on your behalf :)

Funny thing is I have no rant or judgement upon you, others or the industry whilst all is consensual.

Even considered a few cam projects idly myself a few years back but ultimately too shy.

A menage a trois regularly ~ Rick, my husband, is jealous.

Enjoy!

xox

A menage a trois regularly ~ Rick, my husband, is jealous.

just for him ....one of our friends...

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The horniness of threesomes wore off years ago - to a very large degree- not all - I'm still human!

Your husband will think this as an impossibility, but it's true.

there is no negative in my choices, so therefore I don't mind talking
about it....

Beautiful ...

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