Interview with an old bloke...on a roof.

Our Insipid intrepid reporter goes hot on the trail to find out exactly what is International Workers' Day.

When I asked the first protester what he thought about IWD he said
'Well, it's like it's when those with no jobs march for people who have jobs...innit. Or something like that. I'm only here for the free McDonalds.'
And with that he marched on..

Protest marches have been held around the world to mark International Workers' Day on nearly every single continent.
That's a lot of continents.
Antarctica canceled their march, due to bad weather.

I found it almost impossible to conduct any real interviews with the far left protestors during the march, as most of them were incapable of using any two syllable words.
Some of them could only say 'fuck off'. Serious speech impediments were every where. I was actually wondering if a separate march for mentally ill had somehow intermingled with the International Workers Day march.

When I asked how many protestors there were on the march , to one of the local organizers, he said – 'A lot of us'.

I would infer from this language difficulty, and a basic lack of arithmetic skills, that our problems are not so much about work, but a little mentioned affliction of stupidness that is not often talked about in mainstream media.

(It is good to note that news channel outlets are aware of this issue and implement affirmative action programs to to help less fortunate. Laura Keussenberg, and Brian Stelter to name just a couple. Both are shining examples of this program in action.)

I soon realized that I wouldn't be getting any real answers from the people here, who's main chant was 'sheep are cool'.

I decided I had to look further up the chain of organizers.

I decided to try for the very top.

Eventually I got to meet one of the big people funding this world wide event.
His rooftop apartment gave excellent views of the workers down on the ground below.
Like scurrying little ants they were. Without jobs though, so not worker ants...

An elder gentleman, who seemed very cheerful , greeted me warmly and he agreed to be interviewed by me, to explain things a few things.

"You are that fellow that did the stormy Daniels interview, aren't you'? He said smiling.
'Yes," I said smiling, 'did you like it?'

'Not really' He said, laughing lightly 'Porn actress should keep their mouth's full, if you ask me,'

He insisted on anonymity from the very beginning of the interview.

'George', - as he wished to be called - explained his need to keep his identity cloaked in an air of darkness.

'People march for things , as well as against things, you see.'

I didn't see. At all.
When I asked him to clarify a his statement, he shook his head. I was missing something.

He continued, 'We can't have the ordinary working man and women in the streets knowing exactly who they are marching for, can we?...it would only cause mayhem and confusion'

'Why so?,' I asked, pushing him further on the subject.

'Look at this way', He said
'Did Lenin tell his workers party that his gold to finance the revolution came from the US and German banks? No, of course he didn't. You cant expect the common worker to understand the bigger picture.
If Lenin had told them that they would think that they were being manipulated, wouldn't they?'

He went on 'And that's one thing you should never, ever do, with the common working man.'

'Manipulate them?,' I asked.

'No!' George shouted back at me impatiently 'Make them think! - No good ever comes of that'

He laughed 'I mean, take a multi billionaire like me, funding the workers marches. It would make no sense to the common protestor, would it,?'
'So why do you fund these protests worldwide, George,? I asked. I was intrigued.

I had never realized before the sheer scale of the organization involved in this - not until now.
Mardi Gras was tiny compared to this.

'The masses have to have a voice' George explained, ' The problem is that generally, they are too stupid to work out what words are.
That's why we introduced cultural marxism into our education facilities - to make things a little clearer for them' He smiled benevolently and continued.
...And this is where I come in. I'm the one that puts the words into their mouths, oh and the thoughts in their brains.
I do the thinking for them so they don't need to. It makes everything so much smoother, my boy!'

'But George,' I asked, ' Doesn't that just mean that they are just protesting for you, and for what you want? '

George chuckled, 'My boy, workers have to have their voices heard, so it might as well be mine. They don't have the imagination t come up with any thoughts of their own.'

My interview with 'George' was quickly cut short.
He said to me, 'I have my private helicopter arriving any moment now, to see how events are looking from the air.'

As he climbed aboard he laughed, and turned to me.

'I really am a very stupid old man, do you know that? – the Australians have been using air transport like this for decades to guide their flocks around!'

And with that my interview was over.

Special report coming up:

Why has the UK actually gone insane?

......And what is the real cause? Is it Novochok or is it Theresa May?