First night in Thailand and I already found the dicks
Hah, perfect clickbait. Ain't even a bait though, because I really did find dicks - wooden dicks.
Having gotten to Bangkok, I checked in to the hostel after which I decided to go find some food. The hostel receptionist guided me to somewhere where I ended up finding this nightmarket, with stripper places side by side. Of course everybody wanted me to go look at them, and everyone else also wanted me to look at their stuff, too - whatever it was - which is slightly overwhelming and makes it very hard to actually find what I want when I'm just ignoring all the trihards by not even glancing at them. No such thing as personal space on the streets.
I did end up finding a quiet place though, even if not the most cheap in Thai standards, food was damn good though. Of course, because this is Thailand, there's some westerner eating some dinner with two ladyboys. Good dose of Thailand right off the bat.
Despite everything being a bit bizarre - people selling birds on the streets and stuff - I'm not surprisingly that weirded out by it. It's actually kinda amazing. Though I think everything would be after being stuck in a routine for months.
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Certainly one of the most entertaining dick pics I’ve ever seen!
Hopefully catch you tomorrow at some point! I just got here myself.
You in the Prince Palace hotel? I could come hang there or somewhere wherever there are people :D
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I'm meeting @slobberchops outside the main entrance @14.00 ( I think)... I’ll be hanging around there around 14.00 anyway. Hopefully see you there!
Dunno what we’re doing... probably just heading out for a general mooch.
Revisesociology #8113 on discord btw.
I tried to add you, didn't work for some reason. Anyway, want some dried fruit? :D I'll bring you some when I come there around 14:00.
You can try add me: celestal #7154
No it didn't work for me either.... meeting in the main lobby of the hotel now, registration starts at 15.00 apparently!
That's the spirit!
Better to go with the flow than resist :P
It is called Bangkok for a reason.
Yup.
Oh you didn't tag NSFW.
Somebody call the police!
You are now under citizen's arrest for an indefinite period of time.
I may be able to look the other way from some dried fruit.
Haha, I can bribe you for sure for some dried fruit.
I love personal space, I would've probably gotten a bit paranoid. Sigh. I hope to visit Bangkok one day though :)
It is something one just has to get used to I suppose.
I bet it is... soon we are stepping out of our comfort zones!
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One westerner having dinner with two ladyboys. You missed your chance for a double date there!
Lol, not my thing really 😅
Enjoy the dicks! lol
I will enjoy them from the distance.