Just Resteeming this won't do justice, this should be on NYTimes, or allover FB (I don't have a FB, can't help) but it's original and hilariously funny.... You should really do Stand-up comedy ! On the other hand it's sad that us as a society, we teach everyday made up Fantasy's... that's not how it creates dreamers. Just because a majority follows, it does not make it real, even if it includes Christ in it, it's just another Pagan festivity with a twist...