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RE: Subject: FW: STEEMIT.COM buyout! Effective Immediately.
To: Renee Nouveau
From: Guy From Maintenance Closet 6B
Subject: HELP?
Does this apply to me too? I just live here... in the closet.
The broom here wants to know if he's included too.
Thanks.
-GFMC6B
To: Guy @voltarius
CC: Security
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: HELP?
Of course, it does. I'm sending someone to collect the past rent on that unit. Brooms are extra.
Good luck,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
To: @reneenouveau
From: GFMC6B
Subject: Re:Re:HELP?
Wait, there's rent for maintenance closets? I was never informed of this when a signed my Maintenance Closet Rental Agreement. It only said not to pee in the closet. Please don't make me live in the parking lot, it gets cold out there and it's hard to sleep when people drive around like it's some kind of... parking lot.
-GFMC6B
To: Guy @voltarius
CC: Silvia Y Kochica
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Re: HELP?
Attached: Application.docx
Guy,
Having you live in the parking lot is just asking for a hike in our insurance. Please see the attached application for employment. We do have several vacancies currently available. What is your background?
Good luck,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division