RE: Subject: Team Building Ideas? (Blockcorp Roleplay)
To: Literal Steve
Subject: Re: Team Building Ideas
Dear Paul and Steve
I'm sorry for the late response. I was in a team-building exercise that took a turn for the worse. It was called the Human Knot, where we were instructed to make a circle and take hands with different people across the circle from us.
We were trapped like this for several agonizing hours. I personally was pinned under the arm of John from advertising. Some of the other members faired less well, being squished, strangled, or broken by the weight of their ice-breaking responsibilities.
These foolish games have wasted enough of our time. Is it that important that our employees work as a team? We have multiple redundancies to consider if we are going to meet the Q4 goals in block chaining. We should consider another round of layoffs or the Halloween Party for management level Ω is going to be on the chopping block!
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