To: Brian P. Hobos @brianphobos
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: re: Pizza

Brian,
It's dangerous for you to be wandering around, using the grownup computers. You are our lead Intern in the Shirtless Intern Department and your job is very important. You should go back to the lobby and continue dancing. If you are a good intern, you'll get pizza and ice cream when we go to the pool later.

Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division