To: Albert L. Ifton @alifton
CC: Silvia Y. Kochica @sykochica
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: FW: Your termination.

Mr. Ifton,
Sit tight, there may have been an error on our end. I'm Cc'ing Silvia in HR to see if there was a mistake about your termination. Silvia, can you check if there is a Seymour Ifton in the database? You know how these data entry errors can happen with those monkeys in the typing pool! There is some flexibility around keeping key staff members in the R&D division.
Let me know!

Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division