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RE: Subject: Quarantine Measures + Company Picnic?
To: Renee Nouveau
From: Ms Ann. C. Athreedrandom
Subject: Company picnic
Mr. Renee Nouveau,
I'm sad to hear about the company picnic being canceled and that Cheryl is dead. I will always remember her smile, so full of life. Though looking back, she did show early signs of zombie infestation.
As for the zombies I am safe under the AC vent. And it's well known that zombies don't like the cold air. I just wish I could eat Cheryl cupcakes one more time. No one could have predicted her death.
Sincerely,
Ms Ann. C. Athreedrandom
Graphic Design Department
Secret Society Division
(Source cupcake http://cakesdecor.com/cakes/25250-ugly-zombie-cupcake)
(You are slaying it! Ha! So perfect)
To: Ann. C. Athreedrandom
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Company Picnic
Ann,
What a genius idea, if the hypothermia doesn't get you first, you should get a raise.
We can turn up the AC we can make the environment inhospitable to both the plants and the plant-like zombies wandering the halls. I'll see if I can access the environmental controls from the Cetacean Pool.
Stay warm,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
Image Source
(Thank you! This is really fun!)
To: Renee Nouveau
From: Ms Ann. C. Athreedrandom
Subject: Re: Re: Company picnic
I will try to stay warm, but as I'm not allowed to leave the office I can't get another sweater. And as I have been informed no fires for warmth or entertainment are allowed in the cubicles per the Employee Handbook Section 8.16: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.
So I will have to use the radioactive printer to print this picture of this sunny beach to warm my soul.
(personal photo)
As I returned from the printer I found this on my office. I wonder who left this present?
(personal photo)
Sincerely,
Ms Ann. C. Athreedrandom
Graphic Design Department
Secret Society Division