• Who is Dan?

Dan is the co-creator of steemit, creator of EOs and steemit inc.

• Who is Ned?

Ned is the creator of steemit.

• What is Bernies reputation - approximately?

Presently his reputation is at -16

• Why do I call Bernie “He whose name shall not be mentioned”?

Hehehe, you mention and you get the flag of your life. Dude can flag ehhh. Let me come and be going before he sees me. Lolz

• Who on steemit is Bernie’s no 1 enemy (not referred to in the story, as the story is about spam-bots, and Bernie’s enemy is about someone whose rewards are too large and too frequent for his liking)

The almighty haijin

• What is the origin of the broken English phrase “All your crypto are belong to us?”

I think this is a bit speaking . I haven't heard that before though.

• Why 14 days?

Because recently steemit data was taken aback 14days and that caused a little panic. I actually though I had list all my earnings.

• Who is Assimov?

He is a writer and a story teller

• What is Skynet?

An evil robot I think. I think I heard that in the Terminator movie.

• Why do the spam-bots write “Thanks for sharing” and “Nice post bro”?

Because it's actually programmed with perhaps the python language. They can't speak good English and so choose the easiest.

• Why do innocent steemians have red arrows stuck through their hearts?

Those who Interfer in whale wars will actually get struck. Recently , bernie downvited all tge comments on one if haijins posts. Wel, that's what you get when you go looking your nose into their affairs...lolzz.

• If World peace is declared, why would it be in Geneva

Because that's where world peace forums and festivals are held.

• Who is Tim Berners Lee?

He is the creator of www...World wide web

• Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? -

Owk I know this one...He is the creator of bitcoin, the father of all cryptos.

• Bonus question for an extra double vote If you know Satoshi’s real name, please don’t write it. But give me an initial of his surname. We must respect his right to remain secret.

Well I dint think dude has a real name coz we don't even know if it's a single person or a group of persons. But lemme stay put and watch if anyone gets it.

• What does John Lennon and Imagine represent?

I think it's just the idea of us using our imagination to answer your questions. Lolz.