Accurate historical depiction of @techslut:

Now, while it was the national hug day, I feel we are now in an international territory. Not only because you and I are not in fact American, but because this is the purpose of the cuddles. To spread the joy the world over.

Now, I must ask, if cuddles are decentralized, who's giving them exactly? And can cuddles be something that is given by one, to another? I always thought cuddles were a mutual activity. That is the true joy of cuddles, that to give, is to receive.

And now I'm thinking the crypto-world needs a mutual crypto-currency, that the more you use it, the more of it there is. BRB, writing a White Paper.