The saddest tale.

I bought 20 bitcoins when each one was only a dollar.

But I only tripled my money, because I thought it would crash any minute. When it doubled to two dollars, I trembled. When it went to three, I was mortified, so I sold them, thinking that I had secured a reasonable profit.

But then it kept going, so I bought in a bit more, but only with limited teenage funds. It was pretty pathetic.

I could be rich right now if I had money to invest then. But I was just too destitute. It's hard to get off the ground if you've got nothing.

If you can't even invest in a good idea, then you're truly doomed.

And so I was doomed. I tried so hard to profit, but without enough starting funds, I could make only enough to buy some additional food for a few weeks. It was a failure, even if it wasn't a complete failure. All in all, bitcoin was a net profit for me, but I still feel bad that it wasn't more. If only I had more starting funds.

Even now, I wish that Steemit would grant my dreams of being able to afford a house, and live like a normal person. I wouldn't have to eat cheap cat food anymore. I could live as if I was a sane person, instead of a person who has to live in an alley way, chained to a light pole by a leash and collar.

I'm just a poor, lost kitten, wandering around a city made of lifeless metal and concrete, and I see only ruin before me. What a sad world. If only I was filthy rich, and lived a life made of rainbows and dreams.

~Kitten