The Saturday April 7th Edition of The Cryptocurrency Novice Report
Welcome to The Cryptocurrency Novice Report for Saturday April 7, 2018.
Word to the Wise
Today we take a look at a new high interest paying website called HourPromise.
At least, I think it's high interest paying. You see, HourPromise is a very confusing site. I'm not talking about the run of the mill confusion that comes from trying to make sense of the case, punctuation, syntactic and grammatical errors that permeate the site like this bunch of gibberish.
No, I'm talking about really strange stuff like having to Sing Up for a plan. Is this an investment site or an application for American Idol?
They also seem gender confused as you can see by the picture of "Joe" accompanying the testimonial.
Ok, maybe "Joe" is just short for Josephine. But that doesn't explain the picture of "Charles" with his testimonial.
Then there is the fact that they are time confused. As you can see, they repeatedly state that they went online on February 5, 2018.
Only to also state elsewhere that they went online on February 5, 2016. But hey, what's a couple years among friends.
Geography is another subject they apparently are confused by. Here we see that they are based in Toronto, Canada.
Only to tell us elsewhere that they are located in Provo, Utah which is in the good ol' USA.
Finally, they seem to be confused about reality since they think that they can guarantee your investment is safe and profitable.
One thing that is not confusing is that HourPromise is a scam. Do not Sing Up and send them money. They will steal your money and leave you singing the blues.
Money For Nothing
Today's free money is an airdrop for up to $25 worth of CHAR tokens from BCharity.
To get your free tokens, just follow the link to the airdrop page and follow the directions. You will need an ERC20 compatible Ethereum wallet address to receive the tokens.
If you don't already have an ERC20 Ethereum wallet, you can get one from MyEtherWallet.com for free.
BCharity seeks to remove current barriers and regulations in helping others by creating the first ever charity exchange. You can learn more about BCharity by visiting their website at https://bcharity.io/.
The Report
After a difficult week that saw the cryptocurrency market try to stage repeated recoveries only to be beaten back again and again, the market is once again starting to show signs of strength. Here's what our favorite coins are up to at the moment.
Bitcoin is currently trading at $6992, up 5.5% in the last 24 hours.
Steem is trading at $1.88, up over 7.3% in the last 24 hours while SBD has moved back over the $2 mark and is currently trading at $2.01, up 7.6% since this time yesterday afternoon.
Currently on the Steemit Market, Steem is trading at 0.959 SBD. I hope you grabbed a bunch of Steem earlier this week when it was trading for less than 0.80 SBD.
The supply of liquid Steem is mostly unchanged the last couple days, falling only about 20,000 Steem. Currently there are about 76.62 million liquid Steem. This small but steady decrease continues to offer proof that at the moment, there are no Steemit whales trying to cash out by powering down their hordes of Steem.
Please note: I am not an investment professional. The information I present here is only my opinion. I do not encourage you to invest in any coin I mention, especially those featured in the Money for Nothing section, since most of these are not going to make it and may even be a scam. I only suggest you claim the free airdrops offered, nothing more.
Until next time...
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another great job!! thanks..
Thank you, I appreciate your support and analysis.
Lot's of confusion at Hourpromise. I'm confused why anyone would be fooled into sending these thieves any money.
Greed makes people do foolish things. Like sending money to HourPromise.
I'm about as greedy as the average person I think, but no amount of greed would convince me to throw away my Bitcoin on a scam site like this one. They need to work a lot harder and come up with a more believable website. These cheap clones sites just don't cut it.
Hah! You are as greedy as they come. At least your honest about it though.
Lol, wow this site is a mess. I like the concept of "singing up" for it. Do you record your voice and you're accepted if you can carry a tune? :-)
I think this may actually be an auditioning site for an acapella group masquerading as an investment site.
Lol, now that's interesting. If they would've just come out and said they are bringing acapella to the blockchain, they probably would've made a lot more money!
Bringing acapella to the block chain? I guess they would be doing that through the Singcoin. Sounds like an ICO in the making. Hope they offer an airdrop!
Lol, sad part is I would still probably enter the airdrop "just in case."
$25 in free coins? I'm in,
Good choice! Free money is never a bad idea.
I agree! Even if 99% of these airdrops are an attempt to draw you into a scam, that last 1 being legit will pay off. As long as you don't waste your money buying into any of the scams. Better to be safe and not buy into any of them, only collect the free coins and hope for the best.
No promise is worthy in crypto lol hahaha even transaction too sometime don't confirm lol
Absolutely!
Great satire! Well written!
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
These are amazing stats thanks a lot for sharing such informative article.
You're welcome.
Thanks for sharing with us
You're welcome!