I just thought it would be interesting to see what a Bitcoin ICO would look like if it was launched today and had to compete directly with other cryptocurrencies.

Ah, I thought so... This post was written in a very parody way that I was confused if it's for contest, just for fun or an actual ICO for a new type of Bitcoin. (It's well written by the way.)

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