Her Chinese Bear

Her Chinese Bear always had with them a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Bear desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Bear had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Her Chinese Bear often carried a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Bear craved for a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Her Chinese Bear found a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.