The Foolish Baboon

The Foolish Baboon always kept a cup to cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. It might be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Foolish Baboon wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Foolish Baboon desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It should be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Baboon had a sword to annihilate It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Baboon desperately looked for a ball that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.