A good start-up...
Coming to the missing socks, my wife yells at me if one of my socks is missing (although she is not expecting )because she knows by experince that these missing socks will magically re-appear under the coach pillows when visitors come :)
I try to convince her that they go to the parallel universe and come back any time but she refuses to believe me...
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Stay positive.
FD.
Oh honey, tell her to talk to me. I have been doing the laundry for eight feet for the greater part of two decades. I can attest to the fact that yes, there is a parallel universe of socks. We Earthlings are outnumbered 37 to 1 by Socklings. And new ones are brought forth every drier cycle, with alternates being sent back on Randomtime.
Thank you, you will save my life...please also tell her not to get mad at me for the things that we live in real life, which she laughs when she watch them in sit-coms.
At the end of the day, give tragedy some time and it will become comedy right :)
FD.
Does she get angry at you when you act like Raymond? Lol
No...mostly when I act like Al Bundy...
Well, there's your first clue...
:P