I'm here! But that's it, just me. The whole of the internet has been abandoned. The wine saved you probably, or you wouldn't be here either. We're survivors.
I'm here! But that's it, just me. The whole of the internet has been abandoned. The wine saved you probably, or you wouldn't be here either. We're survivors.
Are you sayin, I can live off wine?
Why sure you can live off wine. Of course it invariably runs out, in which case then one must be careful to get rested and nourished enough to go and get more.
They should just make an endless wine vine tube thing that's hooked up hooked up to wine on one end and then the other end just dangles from the ceiling above where I'm sitting. I suppose it's too late to ask Santa for such a thing. Maybe next year.
Now yer talkin. Grow grapes on the roof, have elves turn the grapes into wine in the attic with some miraculous alchemy, then they might as well bottle it up while they're at it, or when they're not making cookies they could be filling the barrels that go to the hoses and the endless wine vine tube thing upstairs. Now, what you do with that tube is none of my business, but this could work. How to get Santa's elves to work for free is the trick, I don't know you might do that.
They're not working for free. Attics don't grow on trees, man. YOu can't just up and live in an attic whenever you want. They'd flock to this place for a chance to work and live on the cheap during the off season.
Well now it just sounds like a lot of work. Putting in a full vineyard would be an enormous task, and on the roof? I was hoping Santa could put that sleigh to work bringing supplies and all, but maybe he doesn't do that kind of thing.
Probably better to just stick to growing weed in the cellar. Sure, it's legal now, but damn, they look weird in the living room.
Good idea, cut out the fat, jolly middle man.