My Funny Food Art Pun Drawings....While I should have been working.
I drew funny food puns on the menu board while I was working as a chef offshore to help pass the time on my twelve-hour shifts, 28 days in a row. I thought they were funny and the roughnecks out there got a pretty big kick out of them too. I hope they make you chuckle. Bonus drama to the story: I picked up a staph infection in my foot on the boat where I drew these and had to be sent back to land on a helicopter. It turns out they don't like you handling food with a highly contagious bacterial infection. Also, before anyone asks why some of the boards say "visitors please sign in." We were at port for two weeks and had dock workers coming on board to eat... and I forgot to erase it for like a week after we finally got out into the Gulf of Mexico.
Spicy Corn
Beef tips
California Veggies
Pizza
Beef Tacos
Brisket
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Mashed Potatoes
Fish cakes
Catfish
Sweet potatoes
Red Snapper
Chicken Scallopini
Shrimp Po Boys
Artisan Pizza
Rib Eye Steak
French Fries
Roast Beef
Blackened Chicken
Blackened Salmon
Chicken Tenders
Peach Cobbler
Grilled Chicken
Silly Egg
Ocean sunset
thanks for bringing us with you to this lovely place @themadgoat
Plz follow & upvote me Iam also following u and upvoting u
Those were terrific, man. Really great. Grilled chicken was one of my favorites.
Thanks. I chuckled all day when I drew that one. The guys in the kitchen didn't get it and I started feeling stupid but then all the workers who came through were cracking up.
OMG, Chicken Tenders. Two things: 1, I run a pun contest. Please come by and give me a pun. Two, the first one was chicken Parmesan?
A third thing. Each individual picture is worthy of an upvote, so make lots of comments that I can upvote for the sake of this one post.
I'm all over that pun contest.
It was Chicken Parmasean.
I probably should have spread those pics out over a few posts.
is @thewisesloth related to @themadgoat? Is there a @thecontentlemur?
@thewisesloth is my identical twin brother. We have another brother but he doesn't blog and if he did he'd be more like the @violentretardedpotoo
For your punning pleasure: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/pun-contest-week-4-winners-and-week-5-announcement
Ouch, I think my record was like 21 days straight, manual labor...
I was actually out there for 32 after one day home from a 14 day hitch. It's rough but the money is good.