What will these people think of a grown ass man walking down the sidewalk, sucking on a Freezie.

And that is precisely why you should have done it because sometimes other people need their heads dragged out of their arses XD (oof that's actually a really unpleasant mental image any which way, I'm so sorry)

Also if those things are what I think they are from how you described them I think we very unimaginatively call them icy poles XD

Hope you enjoyed your juice tube and not doing the post I didn't just read or admire the artwork of :)