I've Decided to Take the Day Off

in #art5 years ago

As you can clearly see, there will be no post from me today.
I have many reasons not to be here.
And plenty of excuses.
Most of which are all lies.

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Do Something

Do you ever

find yourself
once you've lost it?

I've been lost for a long time.

Most of my dreams drive me nuts as well, because I'm always searching for something, but I don't know what I'm looking for. Then I wake up and the day is much like the day before, except it has a new serial number.

6-12-2019

Today's bar code.

Blackjack.

Numbers have a strange way of messing with me. I'm sure it's all just a coincidence. Should I be so sure of myself though?

What I find most interesting about this post so far is the fact you have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about.

I was craving something purple today.

So I went for a walk.

The store had all kinds of purple things to eat or drink. I looked at the grape juice for a good five minutes. Couldn't decide. Then something in the freezer caught my eye. A frozen grape juice stick thing.

I remembered eating those things as a kid. We called them Freezies. I bought it for the nostalgia but I was too embarrassed to suck on this thing in public, as I walked home. What will these people think of a grown ass man walking down the sidewalk, sucking on a Freezie.

I'm pretty sure that's how you get the cops called on you in this day and age.

I should have purchased the grape juice though because by the time I got home, all I had was a clear plastic tube full of purple liquid. I was somewhat disappointed.

I didn't think of throwing it in the freezer at home until after I sucked that thing dry.

I had one chance!

And I blew it.

Anyway.

These words are here because I had a keyboard in front of me. The post was supposed to be about the art. I wanted to say yeah so, I painted a line here, then I painted a line there. After that I painted some more, and then some more. Did this, that, some of the other thing as well. Viola! Magnifico!

Maybe next time I'll get it right.

Have a nice day.

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This comment isn't here because you didn't post today :^)

Thanks for not leaving a comment today. I wouldn't have had any time to read comments so this is good. I can't believe how well my day is going now.

Wow! This is the first time I have seen no comments under a non-existent post.

I can't read this because it doesn't exist.

If you remove the 0 in 6-12-2019, you will get an inverse palindromic number (612219) (a term just invented by me right now). As you can see numbers drive me crazy too.

That's pretty damn trippy. Look what happens when you add up each digit.

Blackjack.

I had black currant juice when I was in Poland in April. It's much healthier for you than artificial grape in a plastic tube, and you get the black currant syrup in a bottle here. So I found some at my local deli and I've been drinking it for almost 2 months without making a dent in the bottle. I think of it as adult kool-aid, good to drink, good as mix, good on ice cream, healthy. Clearly, this is what you seek.

Saskatoon berries are almost ready. Couple more weeks and I won't need to buy breakfast for awhile!

I've never tried them but I have friends who grow them here. They say the birds usually beat them to the berries.

What will these people think of a grown ass man walking down the sidewalk, sucking on a Freezie.

And that is precisely why you should have done it because sometimes other people need their heads dragged out of their arses XD (oof that's actually a really unpleasant mental image any which way, I'm so sorry)

Also if those things are what I think they are from how you described them I think we very unimaginatively call them icy poles XD

Hope you enjoyed your juice tube and not doing the post I didn't just read or admire the artwork of :)

Maybe next time I do in an icy pole, I'll go public with it. If I get arrested though, you're bailing me out.

In Canada, if you lick an icy pole in winter and it's metal, there's a strong chance you'll be standing there for awhile, trying to think of ways to remove your tongue without ripping half your face off. It's something we all learn at a young age here.

HAAAAA
I did that on the playground as a kid.....ripped my whole tongue to bits LOL

O_O but why would you lick the pole in the first place... O_O

Don't suppose trickling water helps? D:

I thought they were called Otter Pops.. either way you look silly walking down the street sucking on one

Otter Pops? Who juices an otter?

I'm glad you took the day off, I didn't want to read this today.

Yeah, sorry. I didn't have time. You know how it is. Thanks for being supportive.

I was confused if he was being supportive or not? So i flagged him, but maybe he was being supportive? I just know he talks w/bernie so maybe something’s wrong with him and the comment was twisted. To me sounded like he was like he wish u took fay off so he did not have to read. Probably just the way he said it, i don't give benefit of doubt!

Remove the flag, and leave.

I don't care about his flag. :) lol

Flagged! For joking around!
What's next...

He's in the middle of a drug-induced temper tantrum, complete with delusions of grandeur.

I will not take it personally.

I'm omniscient here. I noticed what's going on and thought...

The first sensible thing I have heard all day! @whatsup gets it!

The flag isn't there because you didn't post today, hence no votes.

So.. to get votes, I'm supposed to post?
It's my first day, but I start tomorrow, so bear with me here, still learning.

You should wait till tomorrow.

Damn if only I could take the day off too!

You sure have a busy brain that goes all over even if you are not here.

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