I Only Made This Because I'm Angry
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I'll start out by talking about the image above.
It looks like scribbles, didn't take me long to make compared to some of my other work, and if you look closely you'll see two people arguing. Side profiles. Clear as day.
So I get angry.
But I don't stay angry.
I snap. I get all my crazies out instantly. Then I feel better. I've been this way since as far back as I can remember. I hold nothing in.
I've cried. Something upsets me. Liquid comes out of my eyes. I can't control it.
I've laughed. Something triggers my body to make a weird sound and my face stretches. My mouth opens, my cheeks rise, my face feels warm. I can't control it.
All of those things are 100% natural to me and in my mind, created equal.
I know.
I've heard it all before.
A man should never cry. It's wrong to laugh at that. Anger is a sign of weakness.
Just bottle it all up, hold it all in. Don't be yourself, you're a human, you're above all things natural. Master of the goddamn universe.
Mask your emotions and act like that sociopath next to you who can't feel a fucking thing because they have a fancy way of manipulating people and somehow managed to be, in charge.
Crocodile tears!
"Please feel sorry for me!"
Be loud and boastful when helping someone!
"I'm a wonderful human and you can't live without me look what I did!"
Ban comedy and sarcasm because your mind and body cannot react to it naturally!
"Someone might notice I'm sick in the head so I better just call it a microaggression and act pissed!"
What kind of savage beast would want everyone to remain calm?
Here comes the tear gas!
"Now it's okay to cry!"
I don't fit in.
I'm not part of that world.
I'm surrounded though and it's closing in on me.
You don't want to corner someone like me though!
I might laugh at your shoes.
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So anyway. A top 20 witness told me today you'd all stop speaking to me if I stopped upvoting your comments.
I've known some of you folks for nearly three years. I think more highly of you than that. What he said was incredibly fucking stupid.
I'll be taking a short break. See you soon.
Dear me!
Perhaps you could test their theory prior to a break?
Hello mr (likely) top 20 witness, not everything here revolves around STEEM. I happen to engage with this guy because he has some of the most insightful,forward-thinking text on the blockchain. And his art is pretty funky too.
I appreciate that. Thank you. I need step out for a bit though. It's hard for me, I don't want to leave anyone hanging. It'll only be for a few hours, no more than a day. Haven't slept all night, 6 a.m. now so, yeah, quick nap, get some shit done, shit that doesn't make me angry. Hopefully I'll be back feeling better and ready to deal with whatever disaster I get into next.
It was incredibly fucking stupid, and utterly untrue...some of us were responding to your posts for months after we'd heard a word from you let alone a vote LOL
My entire history and presence here was judged by glancing at one post. Impressive.
That is one delusional witness I must say. The one I never gave my vote to.
When you know, you know.
So, who is the idiot. Common...
I missed your
psychedelic drabrand of humour when youflew the coopwere away andcried my eyes outchecked your page occasionally until yougot out of jail againcame back. The world needs colourful characters.That was mental prison. I go there every year.
I think the art above looks like shoes arguing.
There.
Can you upvote my comment now please so we can move past this sorry charade?
I left all my upvotes on the bus. I needed to charge up anyway.
I though you were going to say your dog had eaten them... :0D
Ah the shoe throwing, lol!!
Apparently shoes can have quite a temper!
I have seen it before. Terrible things, shoes. They should be banned!
Now wait just a second. Shoes have a kinder gentler, even an heroic, side. Let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater!
Despite the compelling evidence presented I say no! They are a blight on humanity. I'm done with them!
Ps, that second one is fair catchy!
I'm on the side of the shoes!
You dare to laugh at my shoes and we are through!
I'd never laugh at those snazzy velcro straps for they were invented in Canada!
Now you are making me laugh. I am at the stage beyond velcro straps!
Socks and slippers eh. That's how I spend my weekends!
"slippers"? What are those, like banana peels?
Whole bananas.
Oh, ok. I can put them in my whole wheat sandwiches which I eat on weekends as I traipse about the mansion in my socks.
Now you are making
Me laugh. I am at the stage
Beyond velcro straps!
- onceuponatime
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
OMG! A.I. has surpassed human intelligence!
It was a subtle shift, one that man never even noticed until it was too late...
do what you need to do.