@nonameslefttouse, The Writer Himself here with some very exciting news!
I've been waiting for this moment for an excruciatingly long period of time. Now that it's here, who better to share it with other than you fine folks reading this from all around world!
Presenting: My Balls
Before we get started I should like to mention my Balls will be on display for much of this week. They will most likely hang around for much longer than that though, so fear not. If you miss your chance to view my Balls, there will always be next time!
The first selection I'd like to share is here just in time for the holiday season! Let's have a look, shall we!
My exquisite Holiday Balls are sure to brighten up any holiday themed tree this year! I'm sure many from around the world will be more than happy to hang my Balls up high or down low. There was a small problem with production and some do hang a little to the left at times. It's barely noticeable though! Will my Balls hang from your tree this year? I sure hope so!
Moving on.
Next we have a very tempting treat! These Balls are sweet and nummy. They will melt in your mouth but not on your face! Satisfaction is guaranteed!
Mmmm. These are my Sugarcoated Chocolate Swirly Balls! They too are ready for you and that big holiday appetite! Don't you ladies worry either. If you want to sneak a couple samples in the car before you get home, it'll be our little secret! Shhhhh!
Quick! Come with me!
Are you coming? Good!
This next piece was incredibly hard to produce. I was in so much pain, but don't worry! I spent a little more time in the shower than I usually do and I feel much better now!
That's right! Did you think I was going to get you all excited and ready to go without offering any results? Please, I'd never do that to you! My Blue Balls are ready to satisfy any gifting occasion all year round! The perfect gift for your husband this holiday season! Speaking from my manvantage point, I can just hear him now. "Blue Balls, how did you guess!" "I love you!"
Bonus!
Of course I'm going to end it on a really high note! You're going to enjoy it! I just know these things! Isn't this exciting!
I had to dig really deep for this one. In glorious high definition, some 1080p, a little ambition, I present to you!
My Little Swimmers You see them there! Aren't they just adorable! They look so inquisitive too! I wonder where they are going next? (disclaimer: I've been having a few problems getting these out to the general public. Some days I spend hours waiting. Other days it's only a matter of seconds and the order is fulfilled. Please bare with me as I try to get things running smoothly again.)
In Conclusion
My Big Red Hairy Balls!
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I had no idea what to expect, considering that my husband already dropped his balls...and sat on them a few times. LOL I'm just going to leave this here.
That song is intense! My Balls and I thank you for sharing!
nice content started following u , please follow back :D
Sure, I'll follow! I'll bring my Balls with me as well!
lol
Bring back the BLEEPs. Those were entertaining.
This was also good, though.
Yup! I found some under my Balls!
Glad to hear it! I hope you'll be using those BLEEPs in the next post. Maybe you can write about how you found them under your balls. Looking forward to it.
I have a lot of tricks up my Balls. Stick around and you may get your wish.
The next one deals with a little series my Balls and I are working on. It won't be censored, but censorship is somehow part of the story line. A different kind. No
BEEP, all Fucked.I'll see what I can do! There should be some fu
BEEPBEEParound here somewhere.LOL Married life eh
The Balls gift guide. Lil somethin for everyone!