Ass: For Sale
Good evening, night, morning, afternoon, day to you ma'am, sir, it, those, these and them.
Today we have a very special announcement.
For the first time ever, @nonameslefttouse the writer himself will be selling his "Ass" right here on Steemit.com.
For the low, low price of, you name the price, he'll do everything he can to serve his "Ass" to you.
Maybe you would like to simply observe his "Ass". Fear no more.
@nonameslefttouse the writer himself's "Ass" will be on display all week.
If you would like a piece of that "Ass", contact the studio address listed below.
The "Ass" handler is awaiting your message.
Do not delay.
"His 'Ass' won't last long," she said.
