It's going to get rather crowded in here, but I'm pleased to be hanging out with some of my favourite people. I see some of them aren't here yet, but they will be. How could they resist your magnetism, and that view?
It's going to get rather crowded in here, but I'm pleased to be hanging out with some of my favourite people. I see some of them aren't here yet, but they will be. How could they resist your magnetism, and that view?
The view is great but damn it if I can't find my mojo today! Does that even make sense? I don't even know anymore! I feel like shit... and no I don't need any damn pity! Do I sound like a prick? I don't mean to, dammit! I just feel like shit!
Have you heard the news? I feel like shit!
Agony aunt @kiwideb's Feel Like Shit responses. Pick whichever makes you feel better, or worse if that's what you prefer...
a) Ditzy Deb: Oh, you, silly! Your mojo has been trampled under foot with these people jammed in here. Of course you can't find it!
b) Active Listener Deb: So you've just answered Kenny's question and now we all know what condition your condition is in? A very poorly one?
c) Philosophical Deb: One thing I'm still not clear on - do you feel like shit because you listened to the news? Or is you feeling like shit the news? Which comes first?
d) Bitchy Deb: Good thing you don't want pity cos I wasn't offering any
e) Therapist Deb: Go listen to more Kenny and you will either feel better, or a whole lot worse. I have no idea which.
f) Head up Arse Deb: Ommmmmm.
I like F! It's helping me focus! Say it with me everyone!
Ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm
It's really helping knock a few things loose! Try it!
Ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm
No wonder they charge two hundred bucks per session for this shit!
Ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm
So worth it!
You are doing it correctly, aren't you? With your head up your arse? Excellent work! The 200 SBD can be paid direct to my wallet.
Freshly lubed and firmly inserted! I'm surprised there's air in here! Can't seem to find that cash in here though. I'm sure I put some here somewhere along with a few other things when I was crossing the border though. Stay in touch!
When you say touch, we ARE talking metaphysically, right?
Does it look I know what I'm talking about today? You're asking the wrong guy!
Choices! Everyone loves choices! Have I yet to meet any of these deb facets?
Bitchy doesn't come out very often, but you've probably met the others. Oh, and maybe not Ditzy, though you're well acquainted with her sister who Loves the Ridiculous.
I realize that I used the word any when I meant all, lol.